Dear Mommy in Swim Class,

I understand that to you, your child is the cutest child on the planet. And I do have to admit, he was pretty cute, but what is not cute is the fact that he kept spitting water at all the kids. Now he is only 1 1/2 years old so maybe he didn’t know any better. But you sure as hell did. Repeat after me “Son, you are not allowed to spit water”. See was that hard? Oh and it is OK to speak in a firm voice to your child. They may cry, but they’ll get over it.

Oh and one more thing, I may have said sorry when B splashed water at you, accidentally I may add since the direction was to kick their feet, but I didn’t mean it. I was glad she got your precious hair wet.


Mommy of B.


  1. Anonymous says:

    GASP! I thought you were a Domestic Goddess? Surely a Goddess such as yourself could find a better way to deal with the situation. Dorris Day would never compalin on a blog with that kind of tone. Now go find me some more delish recipies.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Is that the best you’ve got? Seriously, why not ask her to tell the kid to stop spitting? It is direct and it gets the job done. 9 out of 10 domestic godesses agree!

  3. Anonymous says:

    Really? You got pissed at a 1 1/2 year old for spitting water in a pool. C’mon Leah…this is stupid. You and Bella should have just moved to another spot in the pool. All the 1 year olds I know perfectly understand…”son, you are not allowed to spit water.” BAER.

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