Well…apparently, according to the wobbly Earth we live on, it’s so darn wobbly that we have all new astrological signs! You see…your original astrological sign that you have known for your whole life was determined over 2000 years ago. However, now the stars have shifted so much in the night sky that our horoscope signs are close to a month off.
Your New Horoscope
The “new” signs are:
- Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16.
- Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11.
- Pisces: March 11-April 18.
- Aries: April 18-May 13.
- Taurus: May 13-June 21.
- Gemini: June 21-July 20.
- Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10.
- Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16.
- Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30.
- Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23.
- Scorpio: Nov. 23-29.
- Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17.
- Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.
Did you see it? There’s a new sign in on the mix. Ophiuchus. It’s a formation that the ancient Babylonians ignored simply because they did not want 13 signs. So how many of you have Ophiuchus for a sign???
I used to be a Pisces. Now I’m an Aquarius. So what does that mean for me?
Aquarius is the eleventh sign of the zodiac, and Aquarians are the perfect representatives for the Age of Aquarius. Those born under this sign have the social conscience needed to carry us into the new millennium. These folks are humanitarian, philanthropic and keenly interested in making the world a better place. Along those lines, they’d like to make the world work better, which is why they focus much of their energy on our social institutions and how they work (or don’t work). Aquarians are visionaries, progressive souls who love to spend time thinking about how things can be better. They are also quick to engage others in this process, which is why they have so many friends and acquaintances. Making the world a better place is a collaborative effort for Aquarians.
You see that??? I have what it takes to carry us all into the new millennium! Though don’t think so highly of me just yet. I just read that Aquarius is ruled by Saturn and Uranus. I am one of those people with the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy…I can’t say Uranus without giggling.
However, this sums up that I have ALWAYS been an Aquarius at heart.
Baseball and tennis are fun for these folks (though they should watch for weak ankles)…
Yea…remember what happened to me and my weak ankle not too long ago?
What is your new horoscope?
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