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OK now that we have the warning out of the way…this week has been one stinky week. To say the least. First my daughter decides to take a crap in her hand and smear it all over herself, my carpet, and my family room wall. Why? Cause she wanted to, according to her. At the time I was in my kitchen taking care of the dishes and a few other things that needed to be done. The kids were in the family room watching a movie, or well at least one of them was. The other…she was knee deep in you know what.
I started to walk upstairs when I caught a whiff of my sewer smelling family room. It was enough to wake an unconscious person. It was toxic smelling. And what does my daughter do? She jumps out from behind a chair and yells “Rooooar. I’m a monster”. You can say that again. I was so disgusted.
Well as if that wasn’t enough crap to deal with, my dog had to get in on the action. Today we come home and again my house has that distinct sewer smell. It literally smelled like an animal died in between my walls. Oh no. Zoe decided to crap in her cage (which she NEVER does) and it looks like she ate it and then threw it back up (told you it was graphic).
Why? Why in the world would an animal think it would be a good idea to eat crap? Why in the world would my daughter think it was a good idea to finger paint with her crap? Seriously. I have never been so disgusted in my life.
Had a few crappy days huh?
Hope you have a better day tomorrow.
Thanks Gloria!
V.A.C.A.T.I.O.N.
Good thing when the monster jumped up, she didn’t scare the ‘crap’ out of you! 😛
Eeeeewwww. Well isnt that a fun filled day? Sorry, but I had to laugh at your story and thank god that my children have never done that.
Yup, my dog eats his poop. Don’t know why. He’s a freak, I guess.
finally a real story and not a giveaway or product review!
I aim to please anonymous.