This post involves talking about female body parts, though not in a “bad” way. You have been warned!
So I am cleaning my kitchen and Bella walks in with a very serious look on her face. I was totally not expecting what I was about to hear, but I tell ya…it was pretty damn funny!
Bella: Mommy, you have a “china” like me right?
Me: Yes Bella. All girls have “china’s”.
Bella: But you have hair on your “china”. I don’t have hair on my “china”.
Me: Yes I do and one day you will have hair on your “china” as well.
Bella: No I won’t. I don’t like hair on “china’s” and I don’t want hair on my “china”
She seriously looked like she was about to cry over the thought of having hair on her “china”. I am SOOO not looking forward to when I have the “talk” with her. If hair on “china’s” makes her this upset, what in the world will periods do to her? Worse yet…what in the hell is she going to think about a baby coming out of her “china”?
Oh my goodness. I think when she's old enough to learn about brazilian bikini waxes, she won't mind hair.
By far the funniest post of the day. I have never heard it called a china before either. You are right how is she going to hadle all the other stuff.
Lucy
LOL…hmmm…..I agree with Joanna!