I am totally not shy when it comes to girly things like bras, panties (hate that word…but I mean actual pretty panties…not packaged underwear), tampons, etc. So that alone, wouldn’t qualify me to burn for eternity, but the fact that I get a kick out of going to a male cashier to check out, probably would.
Today I was getting a couple prescriptions filled and decided to shop around while they filled it. I needed tampons, since the damn procedure I had 13 months ago didn’t work. When I went to pay for my prescriptions, I thought the pharmacy staff member was going to die of embarrassment at the idea of touching a box of tampons. Especially since he knows where they go!
The best story was when I was in Target passing some time (for whatever reason, I was kid free) and there was this really sweet bra on clearance (which the wire just popped out of it…hate when that happens). Anyway, the sweet bra that was on clearance just happened to be my size and since it just so happened to be my size, I just had to buy it. Then I wandered over to the condom aisle and picked up that new KY His and Hers (hey…I had to see what the big deal was)…which don’t waste your money. It burns. After picking up my KY, I headed over to the book section and picked up a Bible. Yes. A Bible. I am currently reading it and I really like it. Go figure. So as you guessed, I got in the line (not on purpose) where the cashier was a pimply faced teenager. He looked MORTIFIED and confused at the same time. Mortified that he had to touch a bra that was meant to hold boobies; mortified that he knew exactly what I was going to do with the KY; and confused at the Bible. Which I can’t blame him!
So yes, I am totally going to burn in hell over this. I also think it is funny to get in line where the cashier is an old lady. 🙂
LMAO!! You definitely get the award for most interesting purchases! Pooe cashier!! haha!
hahahah…too funny
I would have loved to be in line behind you to watch the pimply faced teenager! LOL