My Kids Never Disappoint…

In the humor department, that is!!!

We walk into Target and I swear the whole store heard us coming. My kids have this abnormally loud voice. I swear, even when I tell them to whisper someone across the room can hear them. So anyway, we’re standing at the pharmacy counter deciding what flavor Zachary wanted for his medicine. Now my son is the MOST indecisive person ever. The one and only time he got a gift card to Toys R Us, we were in there…no joke…for 3 hours while he tried to make up his mind on his what he wanted. Why did it take so long? Well my smarty pants son realized that there were two different colored price tags. One color was regular price (meaning you can get less with your card) and the other color was the sale price (meaning you get more with your card). So as you can imagine, all the different possible flavors was a lot for him to handle. And I can no longer try to pass one over on him…he’s learning to read and was able to see that there were like 20 different flavors. Which, by the way, chocolate banana pie flavor for medicine just sounds nasty.

Next thing you know, Zachary is grabbing his crotch and doing the pee-pee dance. I tell the pharmacist that we will be right back and make the mad dash to the bathroom. Obviously he was faster than me since I had Bella to contend with. He ran into the mens bathroom, which always freaks me out (I’m still trying to figure out that whole boy with mom and bathroom thing)…but I soon realized I had nothing to worry about. I get up to the bathroom door and I can hear Zachary singing at the top of his lungs, “LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW…”! People were walking by and laughing like crazy! I seriously wish I had a tip jar…I think I could have made some money!

Oh but lets not forget about Bella. Today I got a text from her teacher. Here is a picture of Bella’s Gingerbread Man….

Please notice the interesting placement of her gum drops…