Diaries of a Domestic Goddess

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Crazy McDonald Mom part 2

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A few weeks ago I told you all about a crazy McDonald mom. If you missed that story, you can read it here. Well wouldn’t you know, we’re at McDonald’s again and that same woman is here and she is going even crazier about people playing in this play area and HER SON IS NOT TECHNICALLY OLD ENOUGH. Can we…
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So if You Haven’t Heard Yet…

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I, yet again, dislocated my left kneecap. I should NEVER have joked around about it yesterday. I spent a few hours at the ER, left with a HUGE knee brace that kept my knee completely straight, and was told to rest it which was a joke. How am I to rest it with two kids and a dog??? At any…
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Damn Dog

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So I just looked outside to let my dog in…she ROLLED in the mud. Rolled in it. As in, threw herself on the ground and wiggled her body through all the mud. It has rained nonstop since about 2pm yesterday afternoon so you can only imagine what our yards look like here. I swear I have a pig instead of…
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Finish and Jet Dry WINNERS!

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Alrighty…here is the moment I KNOW you have been waiting for! The 5 winners of the Finish and Jet dry, according to random.org are….drum roll… #4 Tj and Amy #9 Carolee #6 Shel #18 cdziuba #28 Garner5 Congratulations to the winners!!! Remember, you have until Tuesday April 21st to contact me with your address so I can get that information…
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Tomorrow is Easter!!!

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Before you think I have been hitting the bottle a little too hard today while laying in the sun, my family celebrates Orthodox Easter and tomorrow is Easter for us! I cannot wait for the kids to wake up, find the eggs that were hid, and give them their Easter basket, which by the way was dirt cheap since I…
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